December 2009
78 posts
oh band...
Random mellophone: *asks question*
JF: Hey, I'm easy.
Ivey and I: *blink at each other*
...
Larry: BASS DRUMMERS! STOP PLAYING YOUR DRUMS LIKE LITTLE GIRLS!!
Piccolos: Damn...
...
JF (in booth): Mmm that was good. I'd like a second after I've finished my first.
Piccolos: ...
...
JF: Drummers! When I say I like it slow, I want it slow.
piccopinions needed
List is null and void. There is no Shemar Moore.
xblondey112x:
adding on to Rosa’s humble piccolopinion
harajukugrl87:
my humble opinion.
pacislaqueus:
100 Guys Who Better Than Edward Cullen (both real and fictional) 1. Captain Jack Sparrow 2. Will Turner 3. Luke Skywalker 4. Jared Padalecki 5. Freddy Mercury: creepy. 6. Dracula: he had the personality of the garlic he feared. 7. Peter...
A [Nichols Family] Christmas Story...
So I was organizing the box of wrapping paper in closet today and sorting through the old boxes of ribbons and bows when I stumbled across a box of rifle bullets.
I told my mom about them and how that is a bad storage spot for them. She told me they fell in there by mistake.
I told her that the next time she asks me to wrap presents I’m going to decline.
I’ll shoot my eye out.
Alani: Wow, it's a wonder that child still has hair.
Me: They were blow drying their hair the other night and they hadn't even taken a shower yet!
I'm freaking speechless. If she is already booty... →
angelasolitaria:
^^ imagine if you had twins- all the bumpin’ and grindin’ goin’ on in there^^
pacislaqueus:
Kidz Bop is gonna come out with a new line: Baby Jamz. Play rap/pop/shitty music for your 1 year old to learn to ho dance to before they are even potty trained.
harajukugrl87:
wow. she must have excellent role models.
what the hell is the world coming to?
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Aww man Ivey I know the bitchy ‘rent thing (we still don’t have the tree up). Well hang in there and don’t forget about our “other” bowl game. You can claim it at any time and multiple ones if you want. UNC versus MSU (My Sanity University). UNC versus STFU etc
xblondey112x:
Memory grade not so good. Now I have to listen to my mother go on and on and on. She...
for you, kate. a post.
bamboozlingwhamboozles:
My english teacher used to say:
“Procrastination is like masturbation! In the end, you’re only screwing yourself!”
Now go write that paper (:
Derek's poem whilst studying Math
Old men gather around glowing fires Telling outdated stories, In outdated words, With outdated breath, The same tragedies That burden the young soul. Youth, yearning for the day’s end, With blank faces, huddled in silence.
I'm freaking speechless. If she is already booty... →
xblondey112x:
bamboozlingwhamboozles:
So I just read an OCD journal where a girl dried her hair obsessively. Hahahaha.
It reminds me of her hologram. It makes me happy.
I'm feeling scholarly at the moment and gave this...
paranoia
xblondey112x:
Good point. But how do you explain her trying to dry her hair when it isn’t wet?
thecerebrallibrarian:
Well I was thinking… if she is indeed a hologram, and spends her days cooped up in her room plugged up to a wall and charging, then it stands to reason that any amount of moisture on her body would short her out and possibly start a fire.
And as she knows from...
I'm feeling scholarly at the moment and gave this...
Well I was thinking… if she is indeed a hologram, and spends her days cooped up in her room plugged up to a wall and charging, then it stands to reason that any amount of moisture on her body would short her out and possibly start a fire.
And as she knows from previous experience that we don’t like things that start fires, like the stove being on, and that you wield your sticky notes...
The Hebbian Synapatic Theory (In Bed!)
If Lover Axon A —(stimulates)—> Lover Axon B = “You suck! I need a vibrator!
And Lover Axon C —(stimulates)—> Lover Axon B= “Whoa, baby!”
And Lover Axon A & C -(stimulates)-> Lover Axon B= “Baby I will GIVE you my Xmas!”
Then eventually… Lover Axon A —(stimulates)—> Lover Axon B = “Whoa,...
They swept the floor, washed dishes, wiped off the counter and took out the trash today/
xblondey112x:
You can call me whatever you want to but those sticky notes worked.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
((`))
Sarah's wish list...
I thought Santa Claus, I would ask him for Mariah Carey’s Breast Juice.
Why you should stop studying after 2AM
xblondey112x:
Ivey (11:48:47 PM): http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=shemar+moore&gbv=2&aq=f&oq=&aqi=g10 Ivey (11:48:56 PM): i need your help. “Alani” (11:50:36 PM): http://strobe180.webs.com/photos/SEXY-MODELS/Shemar-Moore-criminal-minds-6715866-904-1200.jpg “Alani” (11:51:45 PM):...
I wish Chaucer would die...again.
xblondey112x:
Logan, Imma need you to study something, anything. But I do love that you managed to work cap poppin time in there.
notjacobblack:
thecerebrallibrarian:
I have studied Chaucer for so long I’m finding myself thinking in iambic pentameter, rhyme, and inverted sentences!
ARGH!
in iambs five of Chaucer find your thoughts
syntax so confusing you get lost
your sentence end...
xblondey112x:
Put up another one of my venamous sticky notes.
“Don’t forget to take out your pumpkin. It’s probably not a good idea to let it set for 2+ months. Good luck on exams and Merry Christmas! <3”
Grrrr. Feel the wrath.
Now I’m hiding in my room with the door locked.
“I’d stand on top of my igloo and be like “RUSSIA!!!!”
– Rosa (via xblondey112x)
“No, y’all are right, the Bible just came down straight from Heaven and...”
– Me, recreating the time Alani accidently told a church leader that the Bible was written by man, during our random conversation on religion. (via xblondey112x)
they stole my latkes too.
Rosa: [Logan] took my Christmas!
Alani: Can I take your Hanukkah?
I'm not quite sure that Roy was right on this one,... →
alani and logan stole my christmas.
harajukugrl87:
and then sarah threatened to do so as well.
not kosher, not kosher.
angelasolitaria:
in the spirit of the holidays, i love how everyone’s posts have degenerated to: “EFF genetics/italian/chaucer/jewish studies!!!!”
on second thought, rosa/logan/ivey’s fyeahnakedmen! may just be the healthiest way to deal after all…
I wish Chaucer would die...again.
LOGAN I FREAKIN LOVE YOU!
This is hilarious 8 )
Thank you!
notjacobblack:
thecerebrallibrarian:
I have studied Chaucer for so long I’m finding myself thinking in iambic pentameter, rhyme, and inverted sentences!
ARGH!
in iambs five of Chaucer find your thoughts
syntax so confusing you get lost
your sentence end with eloquence and rhyme
in the nick of cap-poppin’ time
I wish Chaucer would die...again.
I have studied Chaucer for so long I’m finding myself thinking in iambic pentameter, rhyme, and inverted sentences!
ARGH!
So Paula made a snowman out of butter... →
any other takers?
harajukugrl87:
Ivey: alani and i spent two hours trying to figure out how we could get shemar moore to handcuff us. sarah said when we drove around naked like they did in the divine secrets of the ya ya sisterhood then he would have to arrest us. and carrington was not allowed to bail us out or bring us clothes. shemar has to bring us back to our rooms to find clothes, it just might take a...
I though Kassie and I were the children in the...
Dad: Is that Dolly Parton on the radio?
Mom: No, I know her voice.
Dad: listening...No I disagree. This IS Dolly Parton.
Mom: Wanna make a bet on it?
Dad: Yeah, what you want?
Mom: Fine if I'm right you have to hang the lights by yourself.
Dad: Okay. Fine.
Me: I think I'm with Dad on this one. How are we going to know who it is? I don't think they will announce it.
Mom: Go online. Look it up.
Me: searching Mix 101.5...It was Jewel, Mom was right.
Dad: You are just siding with your mom.
Me: No I'm not. I just said I was with you...
Dad: But who is Jewel?
Mom: Doesn't matter I was right!
Damnit I thought I could get a weekend off from cutting bitches. I got ya back girl. But we really may need to just punch the holograms in the face too…
xblondey112x:
To the holograms (who I’m not referring to as the holobitches merely because I only have one more week with you so I’m letting things go):
1) I realize the living room is shared space and you have every right to be there,...
xblondey112x:
Hey Alani, what’s your greatest fear?
hmmm.....
My roommate, my piccs, and I have now been reduced to a bunch of giggling adolescent high school girls.
Final Exams=age regression.
Wonder if Piaget saw this one coming…
I think latkes just moved to second place on my...
Rosa: i need each of these men to be part of my channukah bundle
Alani: the 8 men of Hanukkah
Rosa: hell yes!
Rosa: oh those 8 craaaaazy nights
Alani: dammnit...no oil to shine them up
Rosa: oh noes
Alani: ivey says "Rosa'll tell them I'm sorry but we don't have enough oil for the menorah tonight, see what had happened was..."
Rosa: haha!!
Rosa: i'm sure the menorah will survive
Rosa: God understands...another channukah miracle, anyone?
Alani: we can make the oil stretch
Alani: we really can
Rosa: ABSOLUTELY
Rosa: i'm sure i've got some baby oil layin around here somewheres
Alani: haha
Rosa: hell i'll take cooking oil at this point
Alani: we can keep it holy with virgin olive oil
Rosa: haha!
Rosa: yes, yes
Rosa: or maybe extra virgin olive oil
Rosa: for that, just in case moment...
Alani: ivey's searching the cabinets
Alani: hell if any of these dudes swung by
Alani: i can say no one will be extra virgin for long
Rosa: aaaaaaaaaamen
Rosa: it doesn't hurt to have it on the label though...i'll feel less like the ho that i will become if any of these men walk on by
Rosa: i like that peace of mind
Rosa: and no, i don't mean the shizzy song we play at gigs
Alani: no i gotcha
Alani: they bettter come cause ain't no mountain keeping them away, their going to shut up and drive and kiss this girl and mothaf__king like it
Rosa: exactly...they need to sweeten my caroline while figuring out who the f**k i am and bangin on something other than a drum
Rebuttal
Yeah Sarah, I beg to differ…
lbamboozlingwhamboozles:
Johnny Depp is the most beautiful man alive, Ivey and Alani.
Ivey: this is me, messing up your perfectly framed half naked men.
So stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
Too much Television!
So Ivey and I have been watching Criminal Intent for the past 3 hours...
Television: A Serial killer murders an elderly couple)
Neighbors upstairs: Scream bloody murder and make a loud thump.
Me: Ivey mute the TV! What the hell is going on upstairs? Are they okay? Should we get the RA?
Ivey: No. They are probably drinking...
Me: Oh yeah I forgot about that...too much Criminal Intent
Ivey: Not enough Shemar Moore...
tv
Rules: - Bold all of the following TV shows which you’ve ever seen 3 or more episodes of in your lifetime. - Italicize a show if you’re positive you’ve seen every episode of it. 24 7th Heaven ALF Alias American Gothic America’s Next Top Model Angel Arrested Development Babylon 5 Batman: The Animated Series Battlestar Galactica (the old one) Battlestar Galactica (the new one) Baywatch...
what fridge is most bone prone?
bamboozlingwhamboozles:
Well, now that you’ve probably blinked a few times…..I will answer your question…
A cherry pie is very different from a vagina, and apparently a watermelon just doesn’t feel the same. So, the most logical answer must be veal!
Thank you, Manswers! Now I know that my lady parts and baby cows have something in common!
Next up: How the hell do you survive an elephant...
“I don’t want a squirrel in my lady parts!”
– Sarah (via xblondey112x)
'Tis the season, unfortunately...
I get that it is Finals and everyone is all about being cozy and comfortable and looking slouchy. In fact I encourage it and do it myself. I also get that leggings are comfy things. I own a pair and wear them around my house too.
But it only when one has seen 6 girls in public wearing those excruciatingly tight-tight leggings, mid-drift t-shirts, short coats, and uggs that questions arise.
...
Damn my Facebook Class...
umm…thanks Kate. Thanks.
angelasolitaria:
don’t worry about it. he’s probably some loser that will live in his mother’s basement playing video games until he’s 50 with a big beer belly.
granted he’ll also be fabulously rich, drive a porsche, and have supermodels lining up at the door, but… definitely a loser…
thecerebrallibrarian:
So I was proud of my little webpage final project…
...
Damn my Facebook Class...
So I was proud of my little webpage final project…
until some dude in my class made cool brand new social networking software for his…
