1. Netflix Sucks

    • Me: Netflix exists only to resurrect One-Hit-Wonder TV show from the 70s, 80s, and 90. It is the TV equivalent of marching band.
    • Carrington: You mean its full of mediocre sprinkles..?
    • And Later...
    • Carrington: With Netflix you can relive you childhood TV shows, no matter when you were a child. But that's it. I get now why there was such an uproar when they upped the price.
    • Me: Yes, I can justify throwing $8 a month away on my childhood. But not $16.
    • And Later still...
    • Carrington: This a great site to sit a child in front of that you don't want to interact with.
    • Me: Maybe we shouldn't have kids...

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