The Cerebral Librarian

Observe the Species (II): Sororitas Identicalis

• Me: Wow one of the soros just ran out the event crying
• Sarah: that's not funny at all, why would anyone, including me, laugh?
• Me: and 4 chased her down and started hugging her and consoling her
• Sarah: lololol
• Me: What in the world could have been so horrible? She has ruined her make-up! She has raccoon eyes. Her beauty..it languishes.....
• Sarah: Maybe she had last year's uggs?
• Me: Perhaps, I couldn't quite make it out but I kept hearing them say "He...something...He something...He didn't mean..." I think she knows about Steven
• Me: I think they all know about Steven...
• Sarah: Oh No. Not Steven!
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• Me: There are now 10 people in the bathroom and someone is yelling and I hear her sobbing
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• Me: Wait! now they've emerged in laughter and embraces. Crises averted
• Sarah: Thank god. I was on pins and needles
• Me: Elusive creatures aren't they?
• Sarah: Crikey!

• 1 year ago
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