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At the Olive Garden discussing dessert
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Me:
Your tiramisu has more lady fingers
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Erica:
But yours has more cream
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Sarah:
Hahahaha
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Me:
Oh, I guess that could be dirty, huh?
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Later (after Erica accidentally spills water on herself at the restaurant)
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Erica:
We might bump into [women's team member] in the lobby and she'll see that my pants are wet and think I peed on myself!
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Sarah:
Just tell her you got excited!
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Me:
Tell her you had finished with your lady fingers and made too much cream.
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Sarah:
God! How far are we going to take this...
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Krysta *speeds up walking ahead of us
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Later still...
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*phone vibrates
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Krysta:
Is that my phone?
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Me:
It's a phone...guess it could be yours.
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Krysta:
sounded like a vibrator
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Me:
Oh yeah, it is. I got tired of just using my lady fingers...
